Megan Thee Stallion’s Fans Are Hiring Etsy Witches To Hex Klay Thompson Hours After She Announced Their Breakup

Megan, 31, ended her nine-month relationship with the Dallas Mavericks guard, Klay Thompson, 36, on Saturday, April 25, with an Instagram Story accusing him of cheating, getting “cold feet,” and questioning monogamy after she stood by him through his basketball season.

Her statement read in part: “Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward.” She also accused him of having her “around your whole family playing house,” of getting “cold feet,” and of telling her after months of standing by him through the NBA season that he wasn’t sure he could “be monogamous.”

Within hours, the Hotties pivoted from heartbreak posts to publicly commissioning spell work. Requests circulating online include a torn ACL, a “minced meat” Achilles, baldness, losing every remaining game, and waking up reincarnated as a neck bone.

The Hotties are one of the most organized fanbases in hip-hop, forged during the 2020 shooting and the Tory Lanez trial that followed. Their default setting is defense.

One fan posted a voodoo doll captioned “the Etsy witches have been called, Klay Thompson you’re DONE.”

Klay has not said a word. His last public post was before April 20.

The defense routed through WitchTok, the corner of TikTok where modern witchcraft, hoodoo, and paid Etsy spell services overlap. By Saturday night, screenshots of DMs to Etsy witches were everywhere, with fans adding Klay to “the list” and requesting specific curses tied to his injury history.

Klay is a four-time NBA champion who signed with Dallas in 2024 after thirteen seasons in Golden State. He has not issued a statement, has not had a representative respond, and has not posted publicly since before April 20. The cheating allegation exists only in Megan’s words. He has not confirmed or denied it.

Megan’s last public breakup, with rapper Pardison Fontaine in 2023, produced the diss track “Cobra.” This one is producing voodoo dolls.