Haley Cavinder is a happy wife on bikini honeymoon in the Bahamas, Giusy Meloni has soccer news & theme parks
It's hump day, it's July, and we have another packed Screencaps to get through. There's meat, there are sunsets, there's more hot Velveeta and peanut butter sandwich talk and I have some theme park updates.
But before we get into all that, we're going to head down to the Bahamas where Haley Cavinder, who has been married for like two seconds, is already using the "happy wife, happy life" line to describe her bikini-filled honeymoon.
This marriage is off to a good start. I hope in 20 years we get a "happy wife, happy life" update from the Cavinder twin showing her tired husband doing all he can to fake a smile while she is busy holding onto her youth.
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Those are my favorite kinds of relationship updates. I'm not, like some of you, one for watching the breakups while stuffing popcorn into my face. I'm an old school romantic who prefers to watch two people grow old together.
Two people who do all they can to not completely hate each other as they age. It's a beautiful process to watch unfold. Haley Cavinder and her husband, Dallas Cowboys tight end Jake Ferguson, have a long way to get to that point.
They got married on Saturday, June 20, in a beachfront ceremony at The Biltmore Hotel in Miami. Congratulations to them. I'm looking forward to unselfishly, I might add, watching these two settle in.
You know, have a few kids, make it through a home renovation or two, and find out exactly why it's called the honeymoon phase.
- Brandon C
See attached sunset. Third floor balcony of 3 Sisters brewery in Clearwater Beach.
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SeanJo
There's something calming about a sunset, even a picture of one. Thanks for sending this one my way.
- Chris B in Johnson City writes:
Sean Jo
I’ve been meaning to write. I spent Father’s Day and last week on the NC coast. We usually have simple meals and take it easy at the beach. I’m not one to gain weight on vacation. My wife didn’t know if the rental house had a grill, so we didn’t plan for it. However, when we arrived there was a "newer" Walmart grill under the house. After reading the Dad’s Day SC, I knew I had to fire it up.The next morning I stopped at the local IGA and tried to plan a meal on the fly. First, I grabbed some hotdogs and my wife found a can of ‘chili’ for dinner that evening. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but it filled our bellies after the beach.
After grabbing some beer I passed the meat case. My eyes caught something called Surf City Sausage. I had to try the local fare. I ended up grilling patties in the morning for breakfast sausage on English muffins. They reheated well for the next few days.
I’m looking forward to the 250th anniversary grilling. I plan to go pretty traditional. I may get creative for my wedding anniversary in a couple weeks.
SeanJo
Meat. Charcoal. A vacation at the beach. It doesn't get much better than that. This is exactly why I want to see your meat. Send the 250th my way. I imagine there will be a lot of traditional grilling going on this weekend.
- CF (the Cheesy Cornhusker) writes:
Sean,
I had to respond to both you and Joe regarding cheese on sandwiches. The velveeta/pb sandwich was disgusting but good ol' Catholic guilt made me eat it all. I agree with Joe that cheddar cheese would have made the sandwich palatable. And this will warm the cockles of Joe's heart: In high school my lunch consisted of half a cheese sandwich, we're talking a thick hunk of cheese.
Everything tastes better with cheese (except Velveeta)!!
- CF continues:
Thank you, Phil S. in Florida!!
Yes, please bring back Hank Williams Jr.'s Are You Ready for Some Football?!
While I don't think it's the answer to solving the world's geopolitical problems, it is the perfect intro for Sunday/Monday night football.
SeanJo
I'm going to have to take your word on everything tasting better with cheese. I don’t think I could get through a PB&J with a slice or hunk of cheese on it.
Also, I think you're underestimating the power of Hank Williams Jr's masterpiece.
- Daren in GA writes:
Having worked in restaurant service for a long time, service is a 2 way street. Folks need to understand the people in front of them are mostly hourly. I, well can be a semantic a**hole, "If I owned this place, do you think I'd be here now?" I know Joe's bashed on Wendy's, but regardless of hourly wages in hiring, you get what you get. And, sorry D non-economists, $25/hr minimum wage isn't putting better folks in the pot.
With my experience I offer a suggestion to folks? Be semi-polite at least. The person may be : new, incompetent, untrained, or a total a'**hole. The first few, patience. The latter, F**ck em and walk away. Ain't worth your money-and time.
Just my 2 cents.
Oh, my last suggestion, find local. Better stuff and the employees know they have mgt at their backs.
- D again:
Managing a Corporate Domino's adjoining a franchise area. Very nice, sweet young girl/employee, taking, ah crap from a woman. Coupon from the franchise, not us. Got on the phone, short said no. Politely mind you. Hubby calls back later, equally unpleasant, said Five times he's a Very Successful Attorney and he'll sue our ass for not accepting the offer. Referred him to the Corp legal dept. My A'hole semantical part: He said, "I'm gonna have your job Dammit!" Said "You're a Very Successful Attorney, why do you want to manage a Domino's?"
- Jim T in San Diego sends:
- JS writes:
I don't know about Canada, but there was a Flintstones Park around Custer, SD back in the day. As a Midwestern boy, the obligatory summer vacation to Mount Rushmore/Black Hills/Deadwood/Sturgis usually involved a stop there.
SeanJo
After reading your email response, I had to look it up. The Flintstones Park I'm thinking about was in Canada. It was called "Bedrock City" and was located in the Vancouver area.
My grandmother drove us up there one summer. It opened in 1975 and after reopening in 1995 under non-licensed dinosaur theming, it permanently closed in 2010.
Also an update for Brandon, who got this abandoned theme park discussion started. I have been to Boardwalk and Baseball. I was there as a kid. I talked to my parents last night.
My dad said we visited the park when I was 9. We caught a few innings of a baseball game and rode on a rollercoaster.
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That's all I have for the first day of July. This relief appearance has flown by. I toe the rubber one more time tomorrow, so keep sending me your emails sean.joseph@outkick.com. Joe will be back on Friday morning.
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