The Bear still doesnt know how to write romance

Whenever The Bear introduces a new female character, I pray she doesn't become a love interest for one of the male leads. Not because I hate romance, but because I specifically hate the way The Bear does romance.

The clearest offender is Carmy's (Jeremy Allen White) relationship with Claire (Molly Gordon). A childhood friend who re-enters Carmy's life, Claire is less a real human character than she is a walking self-help book for Carmy. She spends almost every moment she's on screen talking about him: her memories of him, his mental health struggles, his relationship with his family. In theory, she has a life apart from Carmy — her defining character trait outside of being his girlfriend is vaguely "nurse" — but in watching The Bear, you wouldn't know it.

Usually a great performer (see: Shiva Baby, Oh, Hi!, and more), Gordon is reduced to two modes here: luminous love interest hanging onto Carmy's every word, or calming therapist. She's not the only Bear character to meet this fate. As The Bear builds Ever staffer Jessica (Sarah Ramos) into a possible match for Richie (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), it replaces her level-headed expertise with empty platitudes designed to ground him. (Season 4 line "honesty is sanity" made me want to drive my head through a wall.) Elsewhere, Richie's ex-wife, Tiffany (Gillian Jacobs), acts as a similar pillar of support.

Their heads constantly askew, their eyes lit up in adoration, their mouths always ready to offer up an eager laugh or some cornball advice, these characters morph into The Bear's single idea of a Woman In Love. Now, The Bear's standalone episode "Gary" offers a new addition to this pantheon: Sherri (Marin Ireland) from Gary, Indiana.

Sherri is a woman whom Richie and Mikey (Jon Bernthal) meet at a bar while on a work trip to Gary. She immediately strikes up a rapport with Mikey, playing a private game of "Fact or Fiction" with him, listening to his complicated woes while nestled together in a bathroom stall, and stealing his beanie and wearing it like a middle schooler trying to get a rise out of a crush. It's a level of blindly supportive compassion we haven't seen since Claire Bear, and Ireland, typically a huge asset to any project, soon becomes trapped in The Bear's love interest archetype. (Someone please ban affectionate head tilts from the set of The Bear, effective immediately.)

While Sherri feels like she was meant to be a moment of bright connection in Mikey's life, maybe even "the one that got away," she really just comes across as an empty vessel for him to pour his trauma into. "What are you looking for, Michael?" she wonders. Later, when he asks permission to do a bump of cocaine, she simply responds, "I want you to be you." It's a series of faux-deep exchanges that even two great performers can't sell. (It doesn't help that Bernthal and Moss-Bachrach wrote the episode.)

That faux-deepness is what sinks The Bear's other romances, too. The show tries to force these deep, cosmic connections, but it forgets that these relationships should be a two-way street. Perhaps that's why many viewers are drawn to shipping Carmy and Sydney (Ayo Edebiri). While the showrunners have affirmed that their relationship is platonic — and I personally agree with that choice — what sets this hypothetical pairing apart is that they each have such rich lives, both in their work together and their time apart. That's because The Bear is invested in both of them as characters, rather than just using one as a device to unlock the other. You simply can't say the same of The Bear's other romantic pairings, and the release of "Gary" further proves that romance is the recipe The Bear has yet to master.

"Gary" is now streaming on Hulu. The Bear Season 5 premieres this June on Hulu.