The Toddlers Have Taken Over The Daycare
Over the weekend, Trump signed off on an executive order with the usual suspects standing around and behind him, ready to applaud and sing paeans to Trump on cue. But this one took a pathetic twist.
After scribbling something that looks more like a seismograph reading of when his popularity hits rock bottom than an actual signature, Trump exclaimed:
Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?
He then showed it off like a toddler showing off a scribbling that was supposed to be a dinosaur eating the moon or something, and waiting for his mommy to hang it on the fridge next to the pictures of couches Vance ripped out of a furniture magazine. However, that's just the biggest red flag on how unwell Trump is, but it is not the only one.
As people age, their fine motor skills diminish. It's harder for the elderly to button buttons, turn on lamp switches, or even hold eating utensils. Trump's preference for a Sharpie over a regular ballpoint is probably because the thicker marker is easier for him to handle. By the way, Biden never needed a Sharpie to sign anything. And the fact that Trump found this particular signature a "good one" would indicate he's had problems for a while.