Frantic Trump insists he’s ‘under no pressure’ to end deeply unpopular Iran war

President Donald Trump issued a frantic message on social media Monday in response to reports that he’s under immense pressure to secure a deal with Iran and bring about an end to the war.

“I read the Fake News saying that I am under ‘pressure’ to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly!” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social.

“Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn’t have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran.”

Authorized by Trump on Feb. 28, the U.S.-Israeli war against Iran has sent prices soaring worldwide, reportedly frustrating the White House and prompting Trump to issue a genocidal threat earlier this month to destroy Iran’s entire civilization. For weeks, Trump has reportedly been looking for a way out of the conflict he initiated as his administration’s stated war objectives grow increasingly out of reach.

“We’re in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I’m the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration,” Trump continued.

“This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same.”