Trump Lashes Out Over Midterms, Demands Credit For 'Greatest' Presidency In History
Donald J. Trump, fresh off his "greatest opening year in the history of the presidency," steps up to the mic in an interview with Fox News's Maria Bartiromo to declare with his full chest: "I had the greatest year... I ended 8 wars. The greatest economy ever... We've had the greatest year... We should be given credit." Donald, you're out here sounding like a kid who just cleaned his room for the first time and expects a parade, except a child would make a better president.
Please, Maria, ask him to list the eight wars he ended. Also, about the economy, because right now, it's in the shitter. No pushback? Imagine our surprise!
"Let me just ask you about the midterms," Bartiromo said. Do you expect the Republicans to lose seats in the House, and what does that mean for your agenda?"
"Well, I just left with Mike Johnson and some great people, some great congressmen and women, and in the Oval Office," the loofah-faced shit-gibbon said, "I think we're going to do good."
"Now, with that being said, when somebody gets elected president, that party always loses the midterms," he continued. I don't know why. I don't know why. Nobody can explain it."
"I ask people that are deep into the psychological world, I said, why is it that a voter votes for the opposite party?" he said. "Even when you have a good president, I think I had the greatest year, the greatest opening year. I've read the greatest. Look, I ended eight wars, a ninth is coming, but I ended eight wars. Nobody's ever ended one war."