Vance is going to be very cross when he finds out he misheard and the Olympics are full of coaches, not couches.
Even though Vance-fucking-a-couch-jokes are pretty common, seeing them still feels like watching a butterfly dance through the sun on a warm summer’s day.
See you next week. Go Team Ken Gusworthy!
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