‘You should win an award’ woman hailed for response to being sent unsolicited pic that has the man quaking in his boots
A WOMAN has been hailed over her creative response to being sent an unsolicited picture, with some suggesting she should get an award for her wittiness.
Author Becky Holmes revealed to her 100,000 X followers, that a man had messaged her on Instagram to wish her a happy birthday.
Attached to the message was a picture of the man, holding up a sign which read happy birthday.
The man had cut a hole in the middle of the sign, and peaking through the whole, was his genitals.
After receiving the image, Becky cleverly responded that she was distracted by “what appears to be a dangerous red mark on your stomach”.
Replying, the man said that it was probably just a “small spot” or the result of his body rubbing against his clothes.
Becky then pretended to have a degree in dermatology and said that this kind of spot is often a sign of something more serious.
“It’s just a spot, it doesn’t itch, and I’ve never noticed it before”, the man responded.
Becky shot back: “It doesn’t itch. Oh sh*t. OK, stay calm for now.”
This message clearly freaked out the man, as he then asked Becky why it was bad that the spot wasn’t itchy.
The author then made up that the spot was a sign of “poison” spreading throughout his body, and told the man that the next few months would be difficult.
As the conversation went on, the man became increasingly upset, and even said that he’d asked his cousin for advice.
He said: “I’ve shown my cousin the pictures, as you really stressed me out earlier.
“We are not experts like you, but she agrees with me; we can’t see anything.
“If there’s anyone you work with who could give a second opinion, that would help.”
Is sending unsolicited d*ck pics illegal and what can you do about it?
Under new laws introduced in the Online Safety Bill, it has now become illegal to send unsolicited sexual images.
Perpetrators can now be sentenced to up to two years in prison, bringing the offence in line with flashing in person, which also carries a two year prison sentence.
If you are the recipient of an unsolicited sexual image, you should report this to the police.
Since sharing the exchange on X, Becky’s post has gained over 978,000 views, and many were in bits over her act of revenge.
One person said: “Think this has to be the the best tweet I’ve ever seen.”
Another added: “You should win some form of award for this!”
A third remarked: “Brightened my day reading this.”
A fourth noted: “Oh, this is serious gold! Good work.”
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