These Sex Toy Advent Calendars Are the Grown-Up Holiday Gift You Need This Year

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When you think of advent calendars, you tend to think of the cute little cardboard ones you buy for a school fundraiser that deliver some semi-okay chocolate or tiny plastic toys that will hurt to step on for 25 days leading up to Christmas. We love those for what they are but as grown-ass adult people, we deserve a grown-ass adult answer to the countdown calendar.

Luckily, sex toy advent calendars exist. And they are just as sweet as the semi-okay chocolate — if not sweeter.

If you’re looking for a romantic gift for you and your lover to enjoy during the holiday season (or just because!), you’ll want to pick up one of these bad boys. The concept is still the same, you get a set amount of surprises to unbox for however many days, each one giving you a chance to inject a bit of excitement and sensuality into your day. Maybe you want to count down to an anniversary or a special date night or you just want to liven up the chilly boring winter months (a whole mood, honestly) — these gift boxes will totally help you with those goals.

And it used to be that there was one or two different boxes floating around each holiday season but now there’s quite a few to choose from depending on your tastes, proclivities and sexual wellness brand loyalty.

Read on for a few of our favorites we’ve spotted in the wild and how to score ’em.

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Lovehoney X We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Lovehoney has a number of advent calendars on their site, and their couple’s calendar is one that caught our eye first. With 12 different toys clocking in at a $210 value (for just $120 at check-out), it has a sampling of so many things we love to stimulate partners of all kinds.

Bondara 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar

One for the kinksters in the crowd, Bondara’s 12 Days of Kink Bondage Advent Calendar is basically a starter-sex dungeon in a box. I’m kidding. Sort of. With restraints, impact play toys and even a hood, it’s a great set for couples resolving to make 2022 their kinkiest year yet. (Blanket reminder to play responsibly!)

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar

Get seven pieces of sexy lingerie for just $60 — an absolute steal! This temptation-building advent calendar. Each night has a new playful piece to add to your ensemble. Is it worth the wait? You’ll have to find out yourself.

Ann Summers 12 Nights of Pleasure Advent Calendar Lovhone

One of the prettiest and most color-coordinated boxes on our list, this Ann Summers calendar has some seriously cool offerings from a couple’s toy, rabbit and finger vibes, a wand, a set of handcuffs and a full-sized water-based lube — among others.

Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

This shaft-focused advent calendar includes everything you need to make penis play all the merrier. It includes cock and ball rings, a male masturbator, and different butt plugs for your (or your partner’s) enjoyment. It’s valued at $245 but you can get this advent calendar today for just $120.

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