Deep political wisdom for both parties
All Republican presidential candidates Last time, Mitt Romney seemed to working the old two-step pretty well, but then he said some unfortunate thing about how 47 percent of the country are lazy drunkards who are freeloading off the people who really create the wealth. Except you, Donald, because you’re going to say what you’re going to say, and since you don’t plan anything ahead of time, why should we even bother? [...] after the convention, we run back to the left, where the normal people live, the ones who by this point may not be entirely convinced that low tax rates for the rich mean increased prosperity for all of us. [...] sadly, they don’t. [...] always remember to leave yourself a little wiggle room. Say “I am not a scientist” rather than “Climate change is a hoax perpetuated by homosexual scientists.” Say “it is my opinion” that, say, Barack Obama is a Kenyan terrorist who eats fried babies, rather than stating it as actual fact. Later you can say that well-meaning people can have a political dispute without becoming rancorous about it. Because you’re a uniter, not a divider. The American people like uniters, although they spend almost all their time in divisive political camps. All Democratic Presidential Candidates [...] sorry, but this is really to Hillary. The whole “just another plutocrat wearing convenient clothing” is a viable line of attack. Anything? [...] honestly, the whole grandmother thing is getting a little stale.