We Must Protect Kacey Musgraves from the Alien Invasion
Now, I’m aware that a potential alien invasion is at the bottom of our list of priorities right now, but hear me out— they just tried to snatch up our favorite pop-folk singer-songwriter, Kacey Musgraves. These aliens have taste!
In a series of Instagram stories on Thursday, Musgraves described a moment during her private flight from Fort Worth to Nashville, when she and her manager noticed mysterious “orbs” following the plane. Aliens? Maybe. Time-traveling astronauts? Perhaps. All we know for sure is that it was the “craziest fucking orb UFO experience.”
“These orbs were not moving like any craft we can control.” Musgraves said. “They were intermittently coming and going, forming triangle patterns. They were an orangish color, and sometimes they would get extremely bright, change color, and size.”
Musgraves and her manager watched as the orbs trailed behind the plane for the rest of their flight, about 45 minutes, during which Musgraves attempted to capture videos, but said they looked like they were “filmed on a fucking toaster.” She also noted the orbs in the sky after getting back to her house. So, what do they want with her? Leave Kacey alone.
After watching the footage—yes, it looks like it was shot on a toaster—but there’s definitely something there. I’m not saying it’s aliens, but I’m also not not saying it’s aliens.
Once the plane landed, the pilots confirmed they also noticed the three orbs, which they claimed they had seen multiple nights prior, and that “no one knows what they are.” One pilot noticed them flying over Dallas, and the other noticed them while flying in New York. It stands to reason that if so many pilots are seeing a similar pattern across the country, it could be something explainable, like humans. But humans aren’t as fun as aliens. So let’s go with aliens.
On the possibility of an alien invasion, Musgraves says, “Shit is weird. But, I’m here for it.” Same.
“This is only one of many, many, many, very strange, unexplainable things that I have seen,” she added. “It’s been happening for years. No idea what it is.” Ms. Musgraves is also an outspoken advocate for psilocybin use, but I am not (!) drawing any connection between the two at all! #believewomen.
If you’re reading this, take it as your sign to look up from our screens and into the sky. Look for orbs traveling in triangle patterns, or just take a moment to stare into the vast abyss of the universe. But if you’re an alien reading this, take this as your sign to stay the fuck away from Kacey…or else.