Chat log from R2 of 2026: Port Adelaide vs Essendon

navy_blues: arvo all
navy_blues: arvo all
navy_blues: SC tab stuffed again?
hinsch: Mr Butters you can start playing now
LionBoy: Hey nav. Big crowd in.
TheLegend6: Blakiston is just not very good
MrWalrus: Fiorini should play fwd pocket full time and only take shots at goal then worst case is he kicks a point
LionBoy: Both sides looking better early than last week.
navy_blues: think port will win this easily
Wahab_18: The match started 9 Minutes ago Rozee
LionBoy: Yep. They can?t be as bad as last week.
Manowar: no tag on Merrett, is Carr an idiot?
MrWalrus: Can’t wait to execute operation trade out Blakiston.
Ooost: Blakiston
Apachecats: Stand rule is crazy.Made to stand after the player with the ball has already gone off the mark.
Ash777: what are the odds on dons for the spoons
Apachecats: Bombers will need to try Visintini ,Blakiston great tryer but outgunned.
Ooost: Everything surround Blakiston was good except for Blakiston himself.
BRAZZERS: evening peanuts
LionBoy: Thought Weagles had it wrapped up Ash but I think it is gonna be close.
LuvIt74: Thought the bommers would be a little better
hinsch: Did Rozee get off the bus, gone for an early lunch
Ooost: Bummers*
Apachecats: Very young side still 3 years away.
m0nty: Bombers have been three years away for 30 years
BRAZZERS: very young indeed, only 26 years into a rebuild . Cut the dons some slack geez!
Drak: Bombers arent bottom 4. They are wooden spoon. Brad Scott will be the scapegoat. You watch.
navy_blues: horney looking fit
TheLegend6: Roberts is absolutely not tagging Butters
Torz: Robert?s just has no idea where to run in midfield. Needs to go back to half back.
Apachecats: This is character building.
Raspel31: Dons scoring 1st seems to have unsettled Port.
TheLegend6: Agreed Torz, tough watch tbh
Apachecats: yeah rasp they look rattled.
Ash777: Redman out of the game.
Manowar: pep up Essendon, you can still win
EvilMonk: hard to see Essendon losing from here.
MrWalrus: It never ceases to amaze me how terrible the bombers are, exceed expectations of uselessness every season.
Ooost: This is getting ugly
Birdman18: Yep nothing changes
Birdman18: 100 point thumping incoming
navy_blues: wow
exatekk: sums the bombers up in 1 play. poor guys
circle52: Scott first coach sacked
Migz: i reckon my over 40s basketball team could out hustle the bombers haha
Apachecats: Good to see you guys all agreeing with eachother for once.
Ash777: Adam Simpson to coach dons next season I hope.
MrWalrus: I don’t agree Apache, I think they’re probably worse.
Apachecats: Haha WestCoast guy slagging off at Essendon.
Migz: i feel bad for merret. come to the eagles mate, we will treat you … right
exatekk: stop, stop, they’re already dead….
Migz: well apache, the eagles have played good footy in living memory you see.
Birdman18: Can’t see us winning a game this year
LionBoy: Dumb move not trading Merrett this year. Will go next year and be less valuable
bigboyboy: dons lucky they?ve got fans bringing revenue
MrWalrus: Geez, lukosius really is a beautiful kick.
LuvIt74: Is butters score correct?
Birdman18: At least with Redman down, Farrow will be in next week
Ash777: with redman out Johnson is scoring well.
LionBoy: Byrne-Jones nominated for worst haircut.
Harambe: Making my first comment of the season to point out that Essendon’s skills are horrific
MrWalrus: Trust the bombers to get the worst of all the Duursmas
Ooost: The sister Duursma is the best Duursma
clay007: Do I downgrade from TDK to Sweet next week. Rage trade I know, but TDK terrible yesterday
Ooost: Ben McKay = money well spent
Cam123: Bombers truly appalling
Harambe: TDK = Temu Donkey Kong
bigboyboy: anyone watching can sweet actually jump or is blakiston just not that good
Ash777: TDK just had a horrible night with the ball. 19% efficiency
MrWalrus: Jump is the only thing Blakiston can do, sweet actually looks good.
MrWalrus: Not sure why Rozee getting punished so hard by CD.
Ash777: 4 clangers and 60% accuracy
Ash777: lol a fine for a boohoo emote
MrWalrus: I know that’s what they say Ash, I question how they determined that, feels like harsh adjudication.
MrWalrus: I don’t think he has completely stuffed up 4 times and missed the target 8 times.
clay007: Why cant I sort the data by sc on my laptop?
clay007: Monty?
m0nty: I am looking into it
Noxious: Should’ve pinged him for running too far haha
Noxious: No one can Clay, been happening the last few days
MrWalrus: Agree Nox, ran about 30.
clay007: thx nox
clay007: rozee stuck like fanfooty
LuvIt74: Carnage again so many injuries but trading Sharp was going to happen next week hope Rozee is fine
MrWalrus: Blakiston not sucking as much now & Sharp going down is messing with my plans.
navy_blues: rozee gone
bigboyboy: bit more thank stuck now clay
Noxious: Carnage fml
Birdman18: All we need is another injury
MrWalrus: Rozee? Noooo.
navy_blues: wow hamstrings galore weekend
J_Herer: jeez another hammy!
EvilMonk: ffs another injury. I’m cooked, take me out of the oven.
Noxious: Looked like hyper extension
clay007: True bigboy! Might be quite serious
BRAZZERS: hopefully rozee, sharp, young and tracca are out long term
Birdman18: Gonna have to use my 2nd boost, all just for injuries. Another 3 this weekend
circle52: 40 trades in SC and most will be for injuries
clay007: Who birdman?
MrWalrus: Brazzers dude, what is wrong with you? Hoping people have serious injuries is super messed up.
navy_blues: agree walrus brazzers is a complete idiot!
clay007: Agreed walrus. Brazzer=flog
exatekk: you grub brazzers
Birdman18: Had Young, Gulden and Heeney last week. Sharp, Trac and Rozee this week
clay007: Trac has bye next week, so hold and what is the story with Sharp?
MrWalrus: Sharp went straight to the rooms with a calf, agree RE Tracc, reported as hamstring awareness.
Ash777: his ankle up iced
J_Herer: gunna take Butters VC what with all these injuries
LuvIt74: Good thing most coaches have them all
Birdman18: Good to see Watkins scoring ok after some of the other rookies this week
Noxious: Not even the umos get the new rules
Noxious: Umps, even
Ash777: Blakiston might be a bad ruck but CD seems to like him.
MrWalrus: Watkins on my bench, sharp on field
LuvIt74: Watkins job security a issue with wines due back to play
MrWalrus: Wish I had extra trades, Parish would be gone, slow and lazy.
circle52: Trades for next week – Sharp to Murdock Lindsay if not named to Watkins and watch on Tracca
Noxious: Me too Walrus, Watkins on bench Sharp on field
Ash777: I have Fin Macrae & 1mil in cash ready to trade to Naicos or similar
navy_blues: had scerri on bench took sharp off to get his score so a bit of luck there
Birdman18: Game has clearly gone past Parish. Has no speed whatsoever
MrWalrus: Wouldn’t be surprised if Parish dropped next week, effort has been disgusting.
Harambe: Parish has perished
m0nty: okay I may have fixed the sort issue, maybe requires logging out and in?
Ash777: Roberts as a mid makes him more appealable
navy_blues: good ty m0nty
Birdman18: Don’t be stupid Walrus. That would require Essendon to have some selection accountability
frenzy: 13 contested, slow and lazy, ok
TheLegend6: Roberts a good recovery – done enough for me to stay
MrWalrus: Watch him frenzy, outside of stoppages he is a massive liability, can’t just jog stoppage to stoppage these days
Manowar: need more Butter
Bazza2023: some of these port numbers are a little misleading, where is the witches hats for the scum?
Bazza2023: 165 marks to 59, gimme a break
Ash777: Rozee on crutches
Bazza2023: rozee ripped it off the bone
Manowar: its trade time Sharp