Chat log from R1 of 2026: Melbourne vs St Kilda

m0nty: stats taking a while to populate…
Manowar: McKercher out Windsor in
piesfan420: all good m0nty
m0nty: this one’s not my fault, for once!
Migz: you’re dead to me monty
BOMBRBLITZ: agreed, this site turned to shite. too many ads, default to dark mode… wtf Monty?
exatekk: have a cry bombr
zadolinnyj: Will be back up soon lads
zadolinnyj: Pedal faster Monty
Bazza2023: the dark mode every time you post a msg is ewwww
Migz: ive got a 24 pack of mothers from costco, ill send him a 4 pack
j_ryan: Seems like an AFL issue. No stats on the offical AFL app either.
Urbs: Yes this is an AFL/CD issue. Hopefully it is resolved soon.
Apachecats: The scores are up on Supercoach.
Apachecats: Agree with everyone on dark mode.
Apachecats: TDK killing it.
KatAttaack: Cmon this is slow torture lol
boges11: Weird the stats aren’t up on the AFL site but are up on the AFLFantasy site
Aracerer: This is Andrew Dillons fault
Gotigres: I prefer the dark mode
bigboyboy: pou called htb without the ball
MrWalrus: I like dark mode…
Bazza2023: of course YOU would
m0nty: well this is underwhelming, sorry about the lack of stats, not much I can do
soup: no stress mont
navy_blues: np m0nty
soup: agreed dark mode is elite
boges11: You’ve gotta put a proper $2 coin in the machine Monty, not those fake ones you made.
exatekk: have you tried turning it off and back on again m0nty?
m0nty: everyone’s a comedian
m0nty: also sorry about Heeney, he was in my team so of course he got injured
Bazza2023: dark mode is a choice, it shouldnt flick on when you dont wish it!
Bazza2023: fkn annoying
m0nty: fair call on dark mode, I will fix that midweek
Bazza2023: ty
exatekk: whats wrong with dark mode?
boges11: Dark mode is good. Page doesn’t burn you retinas when you load it
pluggerpig: maybe look at the box shadows on dark mode too, light shadows looks weird. easy css fix.
Apachecats: Thanks m0nty ,hate dark mode.
navy_blues: i like dark mode
Wahab_18: The one game with so many juicy players no stats available:(
LuvIt74: Love dark mode doesn’t hurt your eyes
MrWalrus: Dark mode also doesn’t use as much power which is handy for on your phone.
LuvIt74: It’ll be sorted out at some point part and parsel of technology
KatAttaack: This is worse than the Optus failures
Migz: people who use light mode are broken
Manowar: FF Tanking?
m0nty: Huzzah!
piesfan420: there we go
Gotigres: There we go.
zadolinnyj: Back baby
Manowar: Phillipou poo poo!
m0nty: it’s like they just started from 0-0
Manowar: Go Dees
Urbs: It’s alive!
piesfan420: get going pou
harrylano: anyone know why rivers TOG so low, killing me
MrWalrus: Anyone know why Max’s DT to SC ratio is so bad? Getting sharked alot or something?
Migz: yeh couple hit outs straight to other team
MrWalrus: Cool, thanks Migz.
piesfan420: projected 2300+ rn
Raspel31: Blessed are we!
Wahab_18: The Poo is injured
MrWalrus: I’m projected 2218 and likely to get around that too, pretty happy with that.
BRAZZERS: everyone in the chat is projected to not give a shit
LuvIt74: When will we know if macrae is playing?
MrWalrus: 5-10 minutes but the can make changes right up to the first bounce.
piesfan420: flying ryan
navy_blues: hall on fire atm
MrWalrus: Is Max just constantly tapping the ball to saints players? It’s the only way his score can make sense.
piesfan420: pou gonna come back?
soup: I’m surprised you have mobile reception from under your bridge brazzers
soup: Done for the day piesfan
MrWalrus: I hope you’re not interested in projected scores soup, brazzers has already spoken for everyone.
soup: Can’t say I’m pleased with my spokesperson
piesfan420: glad i went sinc over nas
navy_blues: happy your doing well walrus but you have been pushing it a bit
MrWalrus: Me too piesfan
MrWalrus: Imagine discussing how you’re doing on here, outrageous I tells ya!
soup: Fritsch you are brain dead
MrWalrus: Max having a huge last quarter, 35 points already.
soup: What is happening
Migz: also WTF were taurus parents doing spelling his first name
piesfan420: they were drunk migz
piesfan420: max hall genuine shout for f5/6
MrWalrus: Max pt quarter now, give my man a cape.
soup: Sucked in scum kilda you sellouts
KatAttaack: money well spent saints lol
Ash777: lol what did the saints do to you?
Social: Ross the Toss
zadolinnyj: Gawn still gawesome
Bazza2023: and the cats havent spent large on players…danger, jezza, smith, etc etc etc
Social: who were the last three there baz
soup: Yeah we have a culture the players want to play for, do the saints have that?
Bazza2023: some coke heads
Bazza2023: bring on easter, we put you on ya arse
soup: Husk of a club
Bazza2023: yeah you pay them off the books, fact
Social: youre silly baz
KatAttaack: Ross cant coach just plays money ball
LalorsHog4: What was Phillipou’s injury?
Manowar: Silvagni..lol