Chat log from R1 of 2026: Sydney vs Brisbane

jombaggers: kelli ffs
Apachecats: Que?
frenzy: sir wrong onfield
MrWalrus: Wakey wakey Errol, let’s go Jai.
MrWalrus: Zakostinky is looking like he could be a nice earner for a bit, might downgrade Blakiston.
manbeast: i dropped ZZ for a Bont loop, not looking good for me
oc16: allen is such a spud, so glad he didn’t choose us
clay007: Who is zz?
frenzy: lol clay
Apachecats: Inspiring spell from Draper.Not.
Birdman18: Put Serong on field over Jaques. This is going to be Bice and Reid from last year all over again
Apachecats: Fagans got problems with this mob.
frenzy: free pete in trouble
hinsch: Oscar Allen was a good pick up for Brisbane.
wadaramus: Serong, so long.
MrWalrus: Ohhhhhh Errol!
MrWalrus: Serong will go on a tear at some stage I’m sure, scores in bunches.
circle52: Bit hard apache with 17 players unavailble this week including 8 defenders which is showing this week.
Apachecats: Being an Essendon supporter I get it circle.We had 15 fill in players at one stage last year.
circle52: I reckon if we get within 50 points of Swans with our outs we have done well.
frenzy: academy was empty circle
Raspel31: Try supporting Surs and The Dons Apache-aargh.
Apachecats: Looks like Draper being nursed through this circle ,is he fit?
Apachecats: Yeah Rasp ,long suffering as you know.
Raspel31: Spurs.
MrWalrus: At tigerland everyone got games injuries were so bad, it helped that we were supposed to suck and got picks
Apachecats: Are Spurs a complete tragedy too?
wadaramus: Sorry Rasp, Spurs going down methinks!
Raspel31: I believe so wada.
Apachecats: Yeah and no one wants to listen to injury complaints until it happens to their team.
circle52: Think the club would have preferred another week and after bye but necessity called for Draper.
Ash777: Looks like draper has been given the 5th bench treatment
MrWalrus: I hate when they say “decimated by injuries” that literally means just missing one in 10, nobody has
MrWalrus: So few injuries ever
Beast_Mode: you use that excuse for your sc team every season tho lmao
kano: bloke’s a cheat
circle52: Although we have injuries poor kicking is hurting 10.3 v 2.6 and 3oof
Apachecats: Well said kano.Who?
kano: sorry other game chat haha
m0nty: just noticed the lasso free is not counted as a FA
MrWalrus: Manbeast was talking about his multiple teams.
J_Herer: get a kick Zorko!
Ash777: Lions miss andrews dearly
MrWalrus: Not a bad recovery from serong
manbeast: you’re even in here bi tching get a life Walrus lmao
frenzy: cmon syd, smash em
manbeast: guys, im a cheat coz i helped my 10 year old nephew make his first team. They got me dead to rights. Grown adults btw
wadaramus: Fair dinkum manbeast, are you still banging on about this?
manbeast: mate i came back to check scores here and this sped is the one going on about it across games
manbeast: if someone is smearing my name for no reason of course im going to defend myself
wadaramus: Quote “Took Rachele in my 2nd team on the mid hype. WTF is this?”
wadaramus: You literally said you have a second team.
wadaramus: Punters on this magnificent site tak umbrage to this.
manbeast: and then went on to explain myself, care to add that?
wadaramus: Ergo, you are subject to questioning.
OffaStep: I have many teams at my factory farm. My nephews all work very hard. One day I hope to have every permutation.
wadaramus: Take your medicine and stop blaming your nephew.
manbeast: only it wasnt questioning, it was attacks, followed by explaination
Noxious: Why does Joel Amartey only perform against teams wearing a variation of red yellow and blue
Raspel31: Settle down chaps- arguments not allowed till round 3.
m0nty: back on the footy pls
_Wang_: Can we please stop lettuce leaf fight
wadaramus: Bugger off Noxious, I got scorned for bagging Amartey!
manbeast: so whoever wants to talk shit can blow me. Low IQ peanuts. Ban me coz this place is ass.
MrWalrus: Cheatbeast still going is he, me doth think he protests too much.
MrWalrus: Because he’s a cheat
Noxious: Hahahaha my bad Wada
manbeast: you’re banned from being around kids and it shows Walrus you chode
MrWalrus: Cry harder cheat, go swans, nice Errol, keep plugging away Jai.
FortCoast: does kiddy have an isolation order on the football?
Pokerface: Annable should have a creepy doll icon
zadolinnyj: Is sydney back this year
Ash777: kiddy has been 2 yrs out of the AFL. Obviously he’s out of touch.
Birdman18: Those that picked Grundy will be spewing
Raspel31: Good evening zado- an old name.
Pokerface: 1 tackle is very un-Grundy like Birdy
FortCoast: ZZ treating us nicely
zadolinnyj: Howdy Raspel
Pokerface: lol Amartey
Apachecats: Hi zado ,you got == 1st in the NTP last night with frenzy and hinsch.
zadolinnyj: Curnow freeing up the other forwards
zadolinnyj: Nice apachecats. I?ll put that in the trophy cupboard
MrWalrus: Grundy was slow off the mark last year too, came home absolutely on fire after I traded him over the byes.
Apachecats: Watching Draper is excruciating.
MrWalrus: Nice Errol! Bring it home now jai, consolidate that recovery.
Ash777: Draper was never going to score well his first game
Ash777: play too actually
_Wang_: gulden??
Raspel31: Whoops Wag-ouch.
bigboyboy: is amartey a trap?
Gotigres: Heeney finished for the day
Apachecats: absolute trap
_Wang_: Is gulden done for teh day as well?
Gotigres: Gulden finished for the day
Apachecats: Gulden shoulder injury.
_Wang_: thanks Tigres
_Wang_: well theres a trade for next week
Birdman18: Gulden was looking so good too
Raspel31: Think many of us are ruing our 1st trade Wang.
Pokerface: is this revilles highest score ever?
MrWalrus: Nooooo Errol! Is it bad?
MrWalrus: Pretty sure Bruce has tonned up previously poker while on my bench.
FortCoast: hoping more precautionary walrus looked more like an awkward jar
Pokerface: lol of course he was Walrus
MrWalrus: Thanks FortCoast, it is the way poker, except weirdly this season so far.