IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks

DENVER—Saying strange formatting and grammatical mistakes were a dead giveaway that such messages weren’t to be trusted, local IT specialist Mark Tapley warned employees this week not to trust emails he sends after a few drinks. “Personal security is my priority here, so I’d advise everyone in the office to disregard any emails they receive from me while I’m in a state of intoxication,” said Tapley, emphasizing the need to check all such dispatches to ensure they were not sent from his personal account after 6 p.m. on a Friday and did not contain suspicious links to songs he thinks they would like. “Please keep in mind that no one should ever be reaching out to staff members over email or text to tell them that they seem cool and it’d be great to hang out outside of work sometime. Most of all, do not under any circumstances send personal information back to me after I’ve had a few beers. In the event you do receive such a message from my account, make sure to hold off on reporting it to me until I’ve fully sobered up on the subsequent Monday.” At press time, Tapley had sent out a follow-up warning to the company urging colleagues not to open a questionable email from him with the subject line “URGENT: I Am Requesting Access To Your Nudes.”

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