Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact

The White House has defended strikes on Iran, stating that the country’s leaders are “paying for their crimes against America.” The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding President Trump’s war.

MYTH: As commander-in-chief, Trump has the authority to take military action.

FACT: It is unconstitutional for a U.S. president to declare war without the approval of the Knesset.

MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war.

FACT: It depends how many decades you consider “long.”

MYTH: God anointed Donald Trump to wage war on Iran.

FACT: God anointed Donald Trump to cut funding to Sesame Street.

MYTH: A war between the U.S. and Iran is necessary for Jesus Christ to return in glory.

FACT: Jesus is holding out until Paraguay and Kyrgyzstan finally go at it.

MYTH: These attacks will lead to retaliatory strikes on U.S. citizens.

FACT: Wait, shit, really?

MYTH: These strikes will diminish America’s standing on the world stage.

FACT: Hey, if they were still with us up until now, God bless.

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