Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop

WASHINGTON—Still sweating from the 7.5-mile walk from the White House to the video game retailer, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were spotted Thursday attempting to trade in a 1797 portrait of George Washington at a D.C.-area GameStop. “One PS5, please,” Donald Jr. said as his younger brother Eric pushed the 18th-century Gilbert Stuart oil-on-canvas across the counter and assured the silent middle-aged employee on the other side that it was a real painting. “It’s a super good picture, so it’s worth a lot of money. You don’t even have to keep it if you don’t want to. You can just use the fancy frame. It’s all golden and stuff, see, so it’s probably worth a lot of money too. We carried it all the way here. You got to give us something because we can’t carry it all the way back. Say, are you done yet? Do you have Grand Theft Auto VI ?” At press time, the GameStop employee was reportedly telling the Trump boys that the best he could do was a Donkey Kong Amiibo.

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