Dad Urges Daughter To Show Off High School Spanish With Guy On Street Speaking Spanish 

LONG BEACH, CA—Encouraging his child to put her language skills to good use, local father Paul Feldman urged his daughter Alice to show off her high school Spanish with a guy on the street speaking Spanish, sources confirmed Friday. “This is a great opportunity to show off that B+ you got in Señor Shapiro’s class,” said Feldman, assuring his daughter that even if her pronunciation was not completely flawless, the man muttering to himself in rapid Spanish while glaring at passersby would be sure to appreciate the effort. “He’s going to be so impressed by your vocabulary, not to mention the fact that you’ve mastered the dreaded pluscuamperfecto tense. Don’t forget to roll your R’s, and maybe throw in a little of that Castilian lisp.” At press time, Feldman was comforting his crestfallen daughter with a reminder that she had at least just learned a lot of new Spanish words. 

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