Everything You Need to Remember Before the Final Season of Time Warriors
It has been quite a while since we last checked in with our favorite time-traveling teenagers, and Hitflix is pulling out all the stops for Time Warriors ’ blockbuster final season. Given how long it has been since the prior season aired, if you’re having trouble remembering everything that has led up to this point, you’re not alone. Here’s what you need to keep in mind as we strap in for the last batch of episodes.
Where did the last season leave our heroes?
The core group—Rachel, Justin, Noah, and Kelsey—is stuck in the 1600s after discovering that their nemesis, Lord Zoltron, was hiding in that century. The warriors did indeed find him, but he managed to break their time machine and flee before they could bring him back.
How did they gain the ability to time-travel in the first place?
Ironically enough, from Lord Zoltron. He thought they would be easily manipulated into doing his bidding, but the group turned against him when they realized his true plan was just to consolidate power for himself.
So that’s how the whole series kicked off?
Yes, that was in the pilot episode from way back in 2018.
2018? Are you sure it wasn’t 2017?
It was definitely 2018. I remember because it was right around the time I got in a huge fight with my brother over whether we needed to start splitting the bill for his Hitflix account.
That caused a huge fight? But wasn’t Hitflix, like, only $7.99 a month back then?
The money wasn’t the point; it was the principle of the thing. He let me use his account for free for years, and then, with no warning whatsoever, he just asked me to start paying for it. Talk about being insensitive!
And you’re positive he asked you to start paying for it with no warning whatsoever? He didn’t try to hint at how nice it would be for you to start chipping in multiple times, but you just kept not getting it until he was basically forced to ask you directly?
Yes, I’m positive, obviously. He’s my brother. I can tell when he’s hinting at something.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that.
Oh, really? And how exactly would you know?
Kyle, it’s me. It’s Caleb.
Caleb? Wait, what? But how did you… I mean, we haven’t spoken since—
Since Hitflix released the first season of Time Warriors in 2018, I know. But I’m tired of fighting, and this was the only way I could think of to get you to talk to me. Now, can we please bury the hatchet? I miss you.
I miss you, as well. But I’m still holding on to a lot of anger.
I am too. Or I was, anyway. But then I realized, who cares about who pays how much for Hitflix? We’re family, right? Shouldn’t that count for more?
Are you saying I can start using your Hitflix account again? Because that would be great. I’m in, like, a lot of financial trouble at the moment. This job recapping episodes of Time Warriors pays basically nothing.
Well, it’s kind of a moot point now, actually. Hitflix has tightened up its account settings so much since our fight that it’s gotten basically impossible to share one with someone unless you’re living together.
Oh, that’s perfect—I’ll move in with you! I’ve been in the market for a new place ever since my roommate kicked me out anyway.
What happened?
He got mad after I asked him if we could start splitting the bill for my Hitflix account. Also, I haven’t paid my share of the rent since June, and I keep accidentally starting kitchen fires.
Ah. Well, look, it’s just not the best time for Carol and me to take on a roommate. We’re renovating the guest room, so you’d have to sleep on a couch in the basement.
No problem. That’s what I’m doing now. The only difference at your place will be that you’ll know I’m there. I’ll be over as soon as I pack up my stuff.
Uh, well… you know what? Sure. We’re brothers after all, right? Just like Lord Zoltron and Justin.
Wait, Lord Zoltron and Justin are brothers? That’s wild!
Weren’t you the one recapping the series?
Yeah, but honestly, you’d be better off just checking Wikipedia. That’s where I was getting all this information from anyway.