If You Would Rather Not Receive Our Presidents’ Day Sale Emails This Year, We Totally Get It

We here at Sleeplinen know this time of year can trigger all kinds of feelings. For many, Presidents’ Day is a loaded holiday. For some Americans, the wounds are fresh. For others, this is another bad chapter in a long book of injustice. But for all of you, we want to be a space where you can shop for luxury bed linens.

That said, if you’d rather not receive our Presidents’ Day Sale emails this year, we totally get it.

We’ll still be going forward with our annual Presidents’ Day Sale, but we encourage everyone in our community to take care of themselves. For instance, take a break from the world and cover your eyes with 20 percent off our Sleeplinen Velvet Sleep Mask.

We put a tremendous amount of thought and care into our marketing. It’s difficult to work anywhere right now, but we feel it is particularly difficult to work here at a bedding company, at a time when the current US president falls asleep in televised meetings. There have been so, so many promotional emails we could have sent about this, but we chose not to. For you.

Please know that you can also opt out of emails for Flag Day, the Fourth of July, and whatever the federal government now calls Indigenous Peoples’ Day (Kid Rock’s White Man Jam Day?). And we sincerely apologize for the timing of our annual SLEEPLINEN’S BEST DAY EVER SALE. It’s not our fault that our company was founded on January 6, 2021.

Our legal team requires us to note that while we want to take care of all of our community members, we at Sleeplinen are not taking a specific stance. We support whatever stance you take, and it takes all stances to keep standing. We acknowledge all stances, whatever your standing may be, and want to stand up for those united in the love of high-thread-count sheets.

We’re right by your side here at Sleeplinen. We’re going to need all the sleep we can get for the inevitable civil war, which is why our signature cashmere sheets are now available in cot size and 40 percent off online all month long.

Stay comfortable,
Sleeplinen