Chat log from R5 of 2025: Carlton vs West Coast

Pavs: Um Afternoon Urbs. Afternoon all
LionBoy: Crickets Pav
Urbs: Seems we’re having some issues, hold tight
LionBoy: Assuming only interest in this is TDK
clay007: Hi Pavs and all
Harambe: Appears to be a low scoring match thus far
clay007: I think a few might have Maric Lion.
OffaStep: Clay Hall on my bench, so interest there from me, LionBoy.
Pavs: Maric and Gross (couldn’t afford Clay Hall) as well Lionboy
LionBoy: Had to C TDK without a loop. Scared.
LionBoy: Holy Moly. Liam Ryan looks fit.
Harambe: Reid half back looks bad for Maric. Stealing his kick-ins and burning him
clay007: Is Urbs fixing the issue?
Pavs: Yep he’s on it clay
Harambe: Reid way too selfish a footballer to share the pill
Urbs: m0nty working on it (hopefully)
Pavs: You don’t appear to be holding tight clay
clay007: What is his role Pavs?
LionBoy: CD issue I suspect. No scores on SC Site
clay007: lol pavs
original: Good umpiring
Pavs: He’s like the Matt Hill of Fanfooty clay
bhg26: Nah cd works de koning is just on 0
clay007: scores are up on footywire
LionBoy: Cruel bhg
bhg26: Scores up on dfs too clay
OffaStep: TDK not currently doing amazing things for my C selection.
LionBoy: Yeah on SC site now. Regrettably bhg you weren?t jesting
Migz: well thats gotta fkn hurt
m0nty: oops
clay007: We are back.
LionBoy: Paddling the same boat Offa
OffaStep: Nice work, m0nty. Thankfully, TDK only actually my VC.
bhg26: Clay Hall to make some mullah
EvilMonk: this game is as garbs as we’d expect lmao
OffaStep: Yep. Looks like Lalor will be onfield for Moraes if Clay keeps this up.
OffaStep: Sorry, LionBoy… Just saw your comment. Hoping he picks up and goes large still.
clay007: Maric scoring well again
Pavs: I’d like to say i told everbody clay but then i would sound like phasir
LionBoy: Ta Offa
Birdman18: What is TDK doing?
bhg26: Not much birdman
EvilMonk: TDK 15 against the easiest possible team to Ruck against? This game hates me.
CamT: 40 trades won’t be enough for me this season.
Stu7: Just my luck bring TDK in and VC him and he fails
Stu7: I?m with you Evil
Phasir: Not sure on why I needed that dig, Pavs
Pavs: Soz mate sh*t stirring. Apologies
LionBoy: SC gods smiling down. Just checked team and I have TDK VC. Dumb genius.
Phasir: All good, I didn’t actually care haha
Phasir: All good, I didn’t actually care haha’
Phasir: Do we think Tom Gross is in a bit of strife for the head knock?
Harambe: McKay out with concussion, wonder if Pittonet plays next week
original: Phasir u fortunately has to be cos that?s how it works these days. Pure accident but concussed and head contact
LionBoy: Might be time for a dual suspension Phas
LionBoy: Genius move putting this game at Adelaide oval. Obviously was not one alternative to consider.
Raspel31: When did Cripps retire?
Phasir: Jeez a bit poor by Dewar. Getting caught up in the forward line to turn it over, then not marking Walsh…
Harambe: Absolutely LionBoy, put the garbage teams like Brisbane and Doggies out in the sticks
Harambe: Adelaide Oval is reserved for the premiership contending powerhouses like these two teams
Pavs: Like Gross a lucky trade in I think
LionBoy: Yeah Hara this is woeful. Channel change time. Go Suns.
EvilMonk: how big half time lead does Carlton need to win?
Primetime: having maric im loving all these carlton behinds lol
hinsch: Evil I would say at least 40 for the game to be close
ausgooner: Maric could very well ton up off just kick outs
donsboi: My glorious kibg maric
Harambe: The Luke Ryan special, gooner
donsboi: My glorious king maric
Birdman18: Blues just giving Maric points
anhzaki: more pts for maric pls!!
Phasir: Jeez freekick Carlton kicking in
Harambe: PSA: other game is back on if you want to watch two actual footy teams play
Phasir: You mean a VFL team and the AFL Academy team?
OffaStep: Would have been better off VCing Clay over TDK.
hipo_sc: shut up harambe you clown
Phasir: Eagles looking better structured with Jilliams in the ruck over Billiams
Harambe: LMAO sounds like hipo supports the baggers
bhg26: Clearly struck a nerve harambe lol
OffaStep: The hipo is the natural enemy of the gorilla, Harambe.
Pavs: I like clowns
bhg26: yessir Cerra carry my fantasy
bhg26: You too Maric. Maybe get a wriggle on TDK
nbartos: baker spending so buch time on the bench?
Harambe: Harambe’s biggest enemy is the zookeeper’s rifle
OffaStep: I’d have thought it was poor parenting, Harambe.
bhg26: Little bit from column a a little bit from column b offa
KatAttaack: Whats wrong with De Koning?
OffaStep: Struggling under the burden of a stack of VCs, Kat.
DukeNewc: He’s starting to wake up at least Kat
KatAttaack: My VC too…sigh
nbartos: bench again – spud
Ninty: TDK on 50 at HT? I?ll take it for being nearly unsighted. You?re talking like he?s on 27
CamT: Champion Data doing ups a favour with TDK’s scoring. On track for a ton.
Harambe: Depends if you play SC or DT/AF Ninty
KneeGears: good to see walsh playing well again, tragic call to put the C on TDK
mattmac24: I captained TDK last minute, wasn’t looking good but he can salvage this!
KatAttaack: Fellas should I captain sinclair or zorko?
KneeGears: Zorko kat
robrocco: you really need to look at mids vs eagles every week.. they are just going to give up big numbers
robrocco: traded in walsh and hewett and my boost was ryan from freo its going well so far
Phasir: Hunt probably never seen at AFL again after today
original: Hope they don?t sub hall
OffaStep: Williams, Phasir.
OffaStep: Sorry, responding to Original.
Phasir: Davis just knows where to be. Surely gets a full game soon.
Phasir: I reckon he plays a lot like Nick Martin
OffaStep: What do we think the magic number is for my C Hall/Moraes loop?
DonTheSash: Who do i captain Macrae, Zorko, Dunkley
Phasir: two non-calls for push in the back lol
J_Herer: What happened to Camporeale?
Harambe: Wow Maric has had some really weak defensive efforts this quarter. Reckon he holds his spot?
Phasir: Fuck it shits me watching Owies just stop and wait for the ball to come to him all the time
FlaggersXD: so many hitouts in the other game compared to this one
PigeonPies: 31 goals to 15 does that
Pavs: Dropped Kelly. Jamie Cripps should be next
Dog Squed: Gross will be a nice money maker
Phasir: I reckon Maric is pretty safe until McGovern is back, Harambe. Designated kick in players don’t get dropped often
Harambe: Fair enough, but he’s got an ugly review meeting coming up this week
Pavs: Agree Harambe looking for the easy kicks
Pavs: Doesn’t like contact
NickyD: McGovern listed as 1-2 before this game. Could be back next week.
CamT: Maric looking for cheapies and then losing it when they don’t come.
clay007: I love the fact McQualtor is making the big calls. Tim Kelly out. This will help set the tone for expectations
DukeNewc: Massive fade from Hall since QT
Phasir: Owies, Hunt & Cripps all dropped next week hopefully.
Pavs: Clear all of those out Phasir. Young bloods look ok.
XquaHD: Funniest thing is all my targets have played shit so it doesn’t matter i picked Maric
Harambe: Looks like an achilles for Kemp
Phasir: Yeah, Owies being traded in on a 3 year contract is obscene
Phasir: Maric still a chance at a ton, XquaHD
Harambe: No McKay and no Kemp next week, Pittonet looking likely
xodeus9: no chance
Harambe: Unless they do a Melbourne and pick 1 tall forward
CamT: These multi-million dollar contracts for average players raises the possibility of corruption.
original: Doch is no good. Won?t get dropped again
Beast_Mode: doch needs to hang up that one nut and retire, he’s cooked
original: Beast he?s horrible . Hard watching him this year. Won?t put body on line, long dump kicks
xodeus9: hurts me to say this as the #1 ticker holder to the mcgovern haters club, but he’s been good today
mattmac24: TDK has salvaged an okay captain score, could be better but could have been much worse
Birdman18: Hall’s CBAs have dried up this half. Could be dropped
xodeus9: why would i bring in Hewett like I was going to when I could bring in Soligo like I did
TheLegend6: Hall really stopped huh
Harambe: Clay hit a brick Hall
OffaStep: Hall hit by a Clay brick.
Pavs: Hewett having a great year
Yelse: Take TDK VC or go neale or mcrae
TheLegend6: Neale should go well
Harambe: This game game at AO and the next at Norwood is like a busker in Madison Square Garden and The Beatles in a garage
CamT: I’m rolling the dice with Macrae, Yelse.
Phasir: Neither Lions or Dogs draw a crowd, Harambe
OffaStep: I’m goin to punt on Neale.
Harambe: They do, however, know how to play football
robrocco: lets see brownlow night if cripps can snag 3 votes for junk goals and 23 touches over hewett/walsh lol
robrocco: steal 3 votes i shud say