Jimmy Kimmel Wonders If RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Is Dead After Cutting 10,000 Jobs | Video
Believe it or not, Jimmy Kimmel is worried about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s health. The ABC host expressed his concerns following the news that the Department of Health and Human Services Secretary plans to overhaul the department, a move that will eliminate an estimated 10,000 jobs.
“Why cut these employees? Just wait a few months for measles or bird flu to take them out,” Kimmel said on Thursday night. “Are we sure that worm in his head is dead? Maybe it laid eggs or something.”
This move would include cutting the jobs of employees who are currently helping health officials in Texas fight the ongoing measles outbreak. As of Tuesday, there were 327 cases in at least 15 counties for a disease that was declared to be eliminated in the United States in 2000.
“For a long time, Republicans have been arguing that the government can’t do anything right. Now they’re making absolutely sure of it,” Kimmel said.
Instead of focusing on the ongoing measles outbreak, the comedian highlighted two measures Texas politicians are focusing on: requiring people to show a photo ID to purchase sex toys and banning furries from schools. Yes, both of these are real.
The sex toy measure is Bill SB003, “which kind of looks like ‘boobs’ if you look at it the right way,” Kimmel joked. It was introduced by Angela Paxton, the wife of Attorney General of Texas, Ken Paxton. “She came up with this after she looked in his sock drawer,” Kimmel said.
“It is currently illegal to own six or more sex toys in the state of Texas. But don’t worry. You can still have an unlimited number of guns,” he added. Watch the full opening monologue above.
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