Eight things men do in bed that all women secretly hate – and the boob mistake that drives us wild, not in a good way
IS there anything you absolutely HATE your partner doing in the bedroom?
According to podcast Nip, Tuck, Not Giving A…, there are eight things guys do in bed that women secretly can’t stand, and the pod spilled all the juicy details to listeners.
In the latest episode, hosts Ashley Stobart and Lauren Harris revealed the worst sex faux pas – including excessive thrusting and men leaving straight after they get the job done for themselves.
Frustrated with the lack of effort from the guilty parties, Lauren joked: “They just want to tick the box, played with clit, tit, now ejaculate.”
So, what were the worst offences?
Not spending enough time on foreplay
Number one on the list was scrimping on foreplay.
It’s common for some sexual partners to want to get this part done quickly, so they can get to the ‘main part’ quicker.
But it’s a vital part of the overall experience, and if done properly can add to both partners’ levels of sexual satisfaction.
Being silent or emotionless during sex
If you’re wrapped up in the passion of the moment, it can be a little demotivating to see your partner stone faced.
It’s also helpful to get some verbal (and non-verbal) signs that they’re enjoying certain moves so you can better the experience for both of you.
Excessive thrusting or going too fast
If your partner isn’t clued up on their Kama Sutra, they might resort to just going as fast as they can.
The repetitive movement might work for them – but it infuriates women across the nation.
With so many other options out there, it’s not necessary to fake a climax.
Attacking the clit
“That is painful,” groaned Lauren.
The girls shared a handy tip for blokes, who are keen to practise their technique: “You need to crack an egg into a bowl, play with the egg yolk and that is how hard you can press.”
The girls joked that thanks to them, egg sales would be shooting up.
Being aggressive with boobs
And this boob mistake gets us all fuming.
While nipples are one of your erogenous zones (and yes, you can have nipple orgasms!), it’s crucial to treat them gently.
A sexual partner that’s being too aggressive with your boobs is a total turn off.
Being selfish in the bedroom
Is this surprising, at all?
Unfortunately for blokes, it’s been found that they are inherently more selfish than women – so some might not even realise they’re guilty.
Pushing her head down while she’s giving you oral sex
Some men claim that they do this to intensify their orgasms – for them, it feels better the further down their partner can reach.
But in reality, most women absolutely hate this.
Leaving the bed immediately after ejaculation
Although women are typically big fans of efficiency – this particular example doesn’t count.
Getting up and leaving straight after finishing can be seen as wanting to disengage from intimacy or emotional connection after sex, often leaving your partner feeling rejected or even self-conscious.
So abandoning ship straight after the deed is one of the biggest no-nos.
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