Men always chat me up at the worst times – I even got hit on at my grandad’s funeral
A MODEL has revealed how she was chatted up by an undertaker – at her own grandad’s funeral.
Samantha Lacey is used to men gawking at her and doesn’t mind being the centre of attention.
But there are certain occasions when she would rather fellas keep their feelings to themselves.
She said: “I actually got hit on at my grandfather’s funeral by the guy that owned the funeral home.
“He is probably completely desensitised to his job, but obviously for me it was a little more of a sensitive time.”
Samantha, who politely ignored the failed attempt at flirting, also hates when people try to catch her eye at the gym – even if it was her other half.
She added: “I’m a very touchy-feely person so I do love PDA but the only place I find unacceptable is in the gym.
“For some reason, I just can’t get on board with it when I’m working out because I’m focused.”
If someone is to become a prospective suitor, the OnlyFans creator expects them to avoid two pitfalls.
She doesn’t have many red flags but reveals there’s a few that are guaranteed to turn her off immediately.
Samantha said: “I get the ick when guys are super hairy.
“I know it’s supposed to be manly and masculine, but I just can’t get on board with it.
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“I think a big red flag is if a guy talks about their mum too much on a first date.
“I want them to respect their mother and treat their mother with kindness, but some guys verge on obsessive.”
Meanwhile, a mum who is in a polyamorous marriage has introduced social media users to their relationship with five partners in total.
Nashville-based mother Dana, 31, explained that despite being married to their hubby Eli, 33, they’re still exploring other romantic connections elsewhere.
The couple – who work in the coffee and carpentry industry respectively – raise a seven-year-old daughter from a previous marriage.
”We call her Tiny Human here [on social media],” Dana said, adding they never show her face online ”to protect her privacy”.
But while Dana and Eli keep their daughter’s wellbeing to themselves, they’re very open about their polyamorous relationship on Instagram.
Polyamory is the practice of having romantic relationships with more than one person at the same time, with the knowledge and consent of all parties.
It can refer to relationships where one person has multiple partners or spouses, or where all parties are in a relationship with each other, for example in a throuple.
Its main difference between other forms of relationships, such as swinging and threesomes, is that there are typically feelings of love in a polyamorous relationship.
People who are poly believe it is possible to love more than one person at a time, and often emotions and forming a deep bond is key.
Often in polyamory there will be relationships of three or more people in an equal relationship with one another.
”We’re not your average couple – we’re polyamorous,” said Dana.
According to the inked mum, outside the marriage, they’re ”comet partners” with someone by the name Tone, whom they don’t get to see often due to their busy schedules.
”But when we do, it’s like no time has passed,” said Dana who also shared adorable snaps of the pair.
In the clip, Dana also revealed they’re dating their best pal – who they now call their ”life partner” – and a ”beautiful girl named Kaylee”.