Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” said Kohler spokesperson Diane McCardle, confirming reports that the thick layer of soap bubbles that had been covering the men’s bodies had dispersed during transit, leaving their genitalia fully exposed. “We’d like to apologize to our valued customers, many of whom were startled to discover a flabby older man scrubbing his pits and singing a jaunty tune inside their brand-new tub. We’d also like to apologize to these 30,000 undressed men, who were equally shocked to have a stranger interrupt them while they were enjoying a good soak. Customers can return the tub and disrobed man for a full refund, or they can keep them both at a 20% discount.” At press time, Kohler announced it would be sending out 30,000 warm fluffy towels for the pruny, now-shivering men.
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