I tried adults-only, all-inclusive holiday resort in UK & was won over by activities & night-time shows
WHEN I think of family holidays as a child, my mind instantly wanders to Potters Resorts in Hopton-on-Sea.
The happy memories include sports games on the green fields and my best X Factor-style audition in the children’s talent competition.
So, when I heard about Potters recently-opened Five Lakes, at Maldon, Essex, which is exclusively for adults, I couldn’t wait to book in.
How would the “all grown-ups” version compare to my cheery childhood holidays?
The 320-acre resort is home to five lakes and an 18-hole golf course – and it offers just as much entertainment for the adults.
I was always too busy having fun to pay much attention to the bedrooms as a kid.
But my premier plus room at Five Lakes, which included two very comfortable single beds with plenty of pillows, did not disappoint.
‘Blissful serenity’
Despite having opened more than two years ago, everything felt exceptionally clean, with ample space for mum and me on our girly weekend away.
After dumping our bags, our first port of call was the bar, to plot an itinerary from the never-ending list of on-site activities (and to sample the cocktails).
Over the next few days, we’d be practising our aim in archery lessons, unleashing our inner child at rally karting and even having a go at indoor shooting (I won myself a medal!).
Each activity is around a 10-15 minute walk from the main resort, but there are golf buggy “taxis” at reception if you don’t fancy the stroll.
There are more zen-like activities, too, for the less adventurous, such as yoga, pottery painting and bracelet making, all run by patient, professional and fun instructors.
The only downside is that there is no online booking system so be prepared to queue sometimes.
Generous buffets where you can help yourself are laid out for each meal, including, pastries, cereal and a fry up in the morning; sandwiches and salads plus buffet-style hot food for lunch; and everything from curry to roast dinners in the evening.
The special thing about Potters is that you’re served by the same waitress or waiter throughout your long weekend, so if you flag any special requirements, they will be remembered for each meal.
After dinner every night, crowds spill into the Glade Theatre for interactive games and West End-quality performances with dancers from all over the world.
The level of talent in that room was not something you’d expect to see in a resort in the middle of Essex.
The fun did not stop there, either. After each show, the resort puts on a silent disco, blasting everything from today’s top hits to old school classics through headphones.
Luckily, the bar stays open until late, so the drinks can keep on flowing – and the best part is the midnight buffet, providing late-night snacks for the hardcore dancers.
With a slightly sore head the following morning, I decided to treat myself to a back and scalp massage – one of the best I have ever had and worth every penny (£53 for 40 minutes).
The gentle pummelling seemed to ease all the tension in my entire body, so by the time I rejoined my mum in the main spa (she was taking advantage of the sauna, steam room and hot tub), I was in a state of blissful serenity.
Is it possible that a Potters Resorts getaway is even better as an adult? It might just be.
GO: POTTERS ‘FIVE LAKES’ RESORT, ESSEX
STAYING THERE: A four-night midweek break at Potters Resorts Five Lakes costs from £579pp, based on two people sharing, and including full-board dining, activities and entertainment.
See pottersresorts.com.