Laura Vaughan’s MAFS diary: They’re so desperate to stay, they’re ready to swap partners, this isn’t Love Island’

IT all kicked off last night as the couples faced each other at one of the most intense dinner parties this series.

Gym owner Hannah entered the party to a frosty welcome as Polly and Holly refused to greet her.

Polly even went as far as to say that Hannah “rubbed her up the f***ing wrong way” and she would no longer acknowledge her.

Things went from bad to worse as Stephen refused to speak to his wife, prompting her to flirt up a storm with Orson.

Orson admitted he was ready to “let his hair down” for the next 24 hours after his marriage to Richelle had explosively combust.

Hannah cheekily told Orson that she would be keen to “snog” him at the dinner table, leaving the engineer smitten.

Elsewhere, Stephen said he was keen to purse a romantic connection with Sionainn after learning that she and husband Ryan had a row and spent the night in separate apartments.

To be honest, this is all sounding a little too much like Love Island and the couples should have more self-respect for themselves before cracking on with someone else’s spouse.

If you are as obsessed as Married At First Sight as I am, you need to keep reading, as I’ve got some thoughts…

Stephen’s crossed a line

The last episode of Married At First Sight resembled Love Island, if feels like everyone’s forgotten that they’ve gone on to marry their partner and everyone just wants to swap their current partner.

Obviously, I’m mainly talking about Hannah and Orson, which we already knew about.

But I’m also talking about Stephen and Sionainn.

Stephen did not come across well in this episode at all.

I think the way that he handled the situation behind Ryan’s back and then proceeded to lie to him about how he did want to recouple with Sionainn but didn’t, considering what he said at the boys day around the fact that it wasn’t a ‘swingers club’ and he would never do that.

He did not come across well in this episode at all and it looks like Ryan really still quite angry about it.

So I wonder if there’s going to be ongoing beef with them at the commitment ceremony.

Ryan looks like he’s still got plenty more to get off his chest and I predict it will come to a head at the commitment ceremony.

Major red flags

We also hear that Sionainn and Ryan have had some kind of explosive argument behind-the-scenes, but we don’t know what that was.

It seems to allude to the fact, that it was something that was said at the girls and boys day.

But to be honest, we didn’t see any issue with those two.

So I think there MUST be more to this!

I’ve also heard rumours that a couple leave the show to concerning behaviour.

I’m starting to wonder if that might be the couple that we’re talking about…

Can I pull your for a chat?

I don’t think Hannah is helping herself by overtly flirting with Orson at the dinner table and saying they should go and make out.

Last night, Hannah enjoyed a chat with Orson, where he told her he and Richelle were done.

Hannah then got cosy with Orson at the dinner table – where some flirty remarks were made in front of the other couples.

But I think they’ve applied for the wrong show.

It isn’t Love Island and I actually heard Orson say ‘are you going to pull someone for a chat.

I think these people have genuinely forgotten what show they’ve gone on and it is starting to look like they’re so desperate to stay on the show.

Those that are not in relationships are currently working out ‘we’ll switch to someone else, just just to remain in the experiment.

Save the couple swapping for another show.

Polly’s excuses

Last night Polly refused to own up to her mistake.

During the girls catch-up, Polly decided to switch husband’s in the game and chose Stephen, claiming he had more emotional maturity.

When Polly told Adam, he understandably took it badly.

But it was Polly’s response which left me confused.

I don’t like the way that Polly handles her confrontation with anyone to be honest, especially with Adam at the minute.

She’s shouting at him, making excuses and not accepting responsibility for her own behaviour.

It’s time for her to be transparent and give Adam a proper apology without screaming it across the table.

Bride’s a no show

Richelle was not at the dinner party, which i found very interesting.

But I suspect she’s just done with Orson and does not want to get into a situation that will be full of drama with her husband that she really dislikes.

It’s game over for this pair.

Affair exposed

I wish that we saw more of the couples that are actually in good relationships.

We’ve hardly seen anything on Amy and Luke and we haven’t seen much on Kristina and Kieran and Sasha and Ross, and it just looks like among the mess of these hellish relationships, they’re getting lost and caught up in the crossfire.

The next ceremony, it looks like the affair with Hannah and Orson comes out and Richelle finds out.

So, I’m suspecting Richelle will obviously leave and Hannah and Orson will ask to stay in the experiment as a new couple.

But I’m more intrigued to see what will happen between Ryan and Stephen, because Ryan still looks very angry that Stephen made a beeline for Sionainn when he wasn’t at the dinner party.

It’s looks like it’s all about to kick off!