I thought I looked like a vision in my wedding guest outfit – then I saw a photo, I forgot I have DD boobs & am 2ft tall
SHE thought she’d nailed it in her hot pink dress for her friend’s wedding.
In fact, Sam actually went as far as thinking she looked like a “hot b**ch” in her off the shoulder outfit, which she’d teamed with slicked back hair and heels.
She took a picture of herself when she was trying the outfit on at home, with a front facing camera, before the day came when she put the whole ensemble on for the nuptials.
“At the end I’m like, okay, I’m a vision. I’m sad for the bride!” Sam said in a video on her TikTok page.
“I’m the hottest b**ch there!”
She enlisted the help of her dad to take another picture of herself and her man as they headed off, with the snap arriving when she was actually at the wedding.
However, when Sam’s dad sent her a picture of herself and her man at the wedding, she was left stunned at what she saw.
“The bride’s about to walk down the aisle…” she continued.
“My phone goes off and it’s this picture.
“I’m like ‘What the f**k am I wearing?’
“I keep forgetting – I have double D t**s and I’m two feet tall!”
She added that the neckline was doing “literally nothing” for her, and highlighted her “bread-baking” arms and bust “hanging low” which looked like she was going to be “breastfeeding the whole wedding”.
“I’m like, that’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen!” she sighed.
She even blamed her dad for the bad photo and decided to get another picture taken, but the next snap was even worse.
“I look even shorter!” she yelled.
“This thing is not doing me any favors. I’m like a shapeless Russian circus tent.”
Sam continued to “torture” herself by zooming in to look at the make-up, as she said: “Whose face is that?
“I don’t think I look like that!”
Wedding Guest Outfit Etiquette
If you're struggling to decided on a dress to see you through wedding season, here's a few rules on what not to wear so you don't get in trouble.
- Folklore says that wearing red at a wedding means you slept with the groom.
- Casual attire like jeans and flip flops should always be avoided.
- Any colour that could be picked up as white or cream – even if it’s not.
- Most would agree that your cleavage needs to be covered.
- Wearing white is a massive no-no if you’re not the bride.
She even hated the way her hair looked in the snaps, as she said: “This b**ch just walked off a windy boat.”
Sam went on to admit that the situation had got her wondering “why don’t I know what I look like?”
“What’s more concerning is this happens at every wedding or event or something where I have to be formal,” she said.
“I leave thinking I look good. My hair is always frizzy. I apparently don’t know how to smile.”
“I’m way prettier in person,” she raged.
“I feel like I have to tell people that my body is a different shape than what I thought.
“What do I need to do to get an accurate representation of what I look like?” she questioned.
“Because right now I’m like you look okay
“But what do I really f**king look like?
“I looked like the girl from The Ring!”
In the caption, Sam insisted she was “so serious”, as she asked: “How do I know how I look? Help me!”
But she quickly found that she wasn’t the only one to find themselves in the same situation.
“It’s like the opposite of body dysmorphia,” one person commented.
“I always think I look amazing til I see a pic of myself!”
“No because I was genuinely humiliated the last wedding I went to,” another sighed.
“I looked like Travis Kelce in every candid.”
“I’m dying. I wore a dress and I felt amazing,” a third said.
“Saw pictures and I yelled at my husband why did you let me leave the house!”
“I no longer take photos of myself on vacation because in my mind I looked hot and I don’t need reality ruining that for me,” someone else revealed.