Dr. Jill Biden: Perfect Wife Amid the Panic of 2024
Dr. Jill Biden is a wonderful wife, a true friend of her husband. What’s true is true.
When Dodder’s Day came around, she was there. She laughs at his jokes, even when he is not telling a joke. Like a true Friend, Roman, or Countryman — er, Countryperson — when she is called upon to “Lend Me Your Ears,” hers is on loan to America for the nation’s erratic Head of Government to nibble on. Or her fingers. She helps him turn left when the moment calls for that stage direction, and right when right. Likewise, up or down. But she really won her Wifey Wife Gold Medal the night of the Debate Heard ‘Round the World.
Amid all this, Dr. Jill Biden remains Uncle Joe’s Rock of Gibraltar, a true friend and wonderful wife.
By all accounts, Uncle Joe had a disastrous night. For this assessment, we do not turn to Fox News, Republicans who spin, nor even to the Trump family. Rather, we turn to Democrats of Consequence. The Biden Panic of 2024 — rivaling James Madison’s Panic of 1819, Van Buren’s Panic of 1837, and Grant’s Panic of 1873 — was so palpable that Democrats of all shapes, sizes, and stature set social media ablaze with tweets, posts, and emails pleading to dump Joe. (READ MORE from Dov Fischer: Nine Takeaways From the Trump v. Biden Debate)
The left-wing legacy mainstream media interrupted their regular programming (i.e., accusing Israel of “genocide,” “apartheid,” and “defending their lives”; charging that federal district judge, Aileen Cannon — a brilliant legal mind who graduated Order of the Coif from University of Michigan Law School, practiced at powerhouse law firm Gibson Dunn, and served almost a decade as a federal prosecutor — is in over her head; and blaming Climate Change for a burst of hot weather in the summer) and immediately changed course to deal with the Biden Panic of 2024.
They all pursued a similar approach to the catastrophe: First, Biden had a bad night because he had a bad cold. (The next morning, after treating his virus with a teleprompter and a speech written by someone else, his debilitating illness was all gone.) Second, Trump threw Biden off his game by challenging his golf handicap.
Third, Trump (not Biden) had lied throughout the debate (e.g., correctly recalling that a Democrat governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam, had advised that parents should be permitted to abort their baby, even immediately after birth).
Fourth, CNN’s Jake Tapper and Dana Bash were incompetent and guilty of failing to adhere to CNN’s “Candy Crowley Rule” which commands that in any debate where the Republican is beating the daylights out of the Democrat, the moderators need to inject themselves into the debate and cheat to turn around the momentum.
Beyond that — Fifth — the Democrat media’s response to the Biden Panic of 2024 was to start publishing articles and having television talk show guests to evaluate who would make the strongest replacement candidate for Biden. Sixth, articles and interviews analyzing how exactly, logistically, Biden immediately can be replaced: Before the convention? At the convention? How to get the sworn Biden delegates to change their loyalties?
Seventh, how to deal with the political fallout from the Woke base if Biden is replaced by anyone other than Kamala the Rambala? Would Michelle, not only a Woman of Color but a true African American (unlike “African American” Kamala, one of whose parents is from India and the other from a slave-owner family in Jamaica), be willing to run?
Gavin Newsom, being termed out just in time before being thrown out, could work. He is better on the age issue. But he is not a Woman, and he is not “Of Color,” though his California state could facilitate a rapid sex change; that is, Gender Affirming Surgery.
On the other hand, an important plus Newsom brings as a Democrat is that he rapidly and heroically turned his state’s finances around, turning a $100 billion surplus into a $32 billion deficit the next year and a $46.8 billion deficit this year. So he does bring that governance skill that Democrats admire, and his state is a leading Sanctuary City with homelessness tents blocking sidewalks from San Francisco up north to Los Angeles down south.
Amid all this, Dr. Jill Biden remains Uncle Joe’s Rock of Gibraltar, a true friend and wonderful wife. Soon after the Great Debate ended on Thursday night, she helped her dazed husband off the stage, showing no concern that she might catch his cold by touching him without a mask. And she looked at him with an admiring smile, showing no sign of pity whatsoever, effusively congratulating him with all her energy: “Joe, you did such a great job! You answered every question!” (READ MORE: Here’s How Trump Should Debate Adderall Joe)
Indeed. Every single one.
What a wife! She indeed has earned her right to run the country again for another four years if the voting public repeats its 2020 lunacy in November.
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