People share the most inappropriate comments they’ve made during sex – and the name mix-up that brought a woman to tears
IT’S supposed to be an intimate time when couples are closer than ever.
But some comments during sex can completely kill the mood.
Reddit users have revealed the inappropriate remarks that have put their partners off and left them mortified – including shouting someone else’s name in the throes of passion.
“I called my new girlfriend my hot flatmate’s name,” one wrote.
“She started crying.
“I started calling her darling, gorgeous or similar to avoid a repeat!”
“When she moaned and said, ‘Oh, Alan…..’ My name’s not Alan,” another added.
“Apparently she left out a few details when she told me about her stint studying abroad.”
A third admitted they’d said their “ex’s name”.
Others revealed some very unusual situations that saw a premature end to their night, with one admitting: “I put on a Donald Trump voice and said ‘Are you ready to see Trump Tower, baby? It’s yuuuuuge. Tremendous.’
“I was just f**king around, and we both have pretty odd senses of humour, but she snapped shut like an angry oyster.
“Disclaimer: Not a Trump fan here. Just saying.”
Some people admitted having a pet in the room has had a big impact on their actions between the sheets.
“Your dog is starting at me again, please take him away. Dog wouldn’t cooperate. Mood spoiled,” one wrote.
“I hate pets in the room!” another added.
“Holy hell, this one girl had a pug and finally I had to ask her to ‘move the snorting pervmutt outside for once.’
“I slept on the couch because pervmutt is apparently interchangeable!”
A third said: “I’ve had it happen with a cat another time and that didn’t bother me as much.
“A giant German Sheppard staring at you going at it with his owner was terrifying.
“Thankfully I didn’t get the couch treatment.”
“Cat is okay, mine seems to understand that grownups are mingling,” someone else wrote.
“Sees what is up and goes away.
“But dogs tend to want to join in the party, thinking we are playing or something!”
Which generation is having the most sex?
A new report has lifted the lid on bedroom antics.
The research, conducted by experts at Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, revealed the average number of times people of different generations have sex per month.
- Gen Z – three times a month
- Millennials – five times a month
- Gen X – five times a month
- Boomers – three times a month