2022 is upon us – the time to totally reinvent yourself (or, at least, kid yourself into thinking you’ll stick to your resolution this time).
Start the year as you mean to go on, with laughter and cheer.
To kick you off, we’ve collected a selection of hilarious quotes, memes, and more.
You can also spruce up your Instagram captions with our list of fun ideas.
The best social media memes to celebrate 2022
New Year’s jokes and one-liners
We can’t let this year end: That would be admitting that 2021-won.
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.
For those who know they’ll never follow through on their resolutions…
New Year? I just got used to this last one!
My New Year’s resolution is to break my New Year’s resolutions. That way I succeed at something!
An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s the best New Year’s resolution? 1080p.
‘Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.’ Oscar Wilde
‘A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.’ Unknown
Motivational quotes for the New Year
‘Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.’ Albert Einstein
‘A new heart for a New Year, always!’ Charles Dickens
‘Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.’ Oprah Winfrey
‘Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New Year find you a better man.’ Benjamin Franklin
‘The best is yet to come.‘ – Frank Sinatra
New Year’s Instagram captions
- I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 2022
- Just here to find my Troy Bolton
- Walking into 2022 like …
- Any excuse to wear sequins
- Out with the old, in with the new
- Whether the glass is half full or half empty, make sure there’s Prosecco in it
- Page 1 of 365
- I’m still the same person I was last year, just hung over
- I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.
- 2021 can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s dead.
- Punny captions are so last year.
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